Hi Richard, 

First of all, let me ask you this question: how do you go out with a girl for six years and not marry her? How does she go out with you and not tell you that unless you marry her within a certain amount of time, that she’s wasting hers? If you really dug Samantha, you would have married her after two or three years.

Now Jill is suddenly in the picture. Dude, you know what the rule is: YOU CAN’T GO BACK. You and Jill broke up a long time ago. She remembers everything that you did wrong. Since your letter doesn’t tell me anything to the contrary, I have to assume that she dropped you. Now she calls you out of the blue after six long years to come and fix something? She doesn’t ask how you are or whether you’re dating anyone?

This babe knows she has you wrapped around her finger if she has the guts you to ask you to fix her window when she hasn’t seen you in six long years! She’s a USER. And she has ZERO Interest Level in you or she wouldn’t have dropped you in the first place.

There was no reason to catch up with Jill later. You should have caught up on the phone, given her 15 minutes and said “Good to talk to you but I have a girlfriend.”

Why did you ask to meet with her? Richard, she doesn’t want you. Like my Uncle Jethro Love says. “All she wants is a carpenter.” What she cares about is getting her window fixed. Instead of conning you to come over, she was brazen enough to come right out and tell you she wanted work done. She knows that your Interest Level is through the roof and that she can just call up out of the blue and you’re going to run to her with your tools and fix her window.

That proves to me that she’s a USER, like I said before. She has no respect for you. Like my cousin Fast Eddie Love from East L.A. says, “She knows you’re a stooge.”

And why are you talking about your woman to another woman? Now I know for sure you haven’t actually memorized my book because it states that you never do that.

Why is Jill moving around to different apartments? You find an apartment and you rent it. Don’t you smell a rat here, pal? Like my cousin Rabbi Love says, “This woman doesn’t make any sense.” You’d better stick with Samantha, because Jill is a goofball!

Now Jill wants you to come to her housewarming. Why? Does she need a bartender too? She doesn’t want more of anything from you, Richard. She dropped you, you were history, and she’s just going over old times, and now you’re blowing it all out of proportion. Your interest was over 90% and it still is. And by the way, this proves that she dropped you.

Of course you don’t come out and tell Jill that you’re interested in her – because she’s not interested in you! Remember, she wants a carpenter and bartender, not you as a boyfriend. She’s looking for free labor, that’s all. It’s obvious that this is all only in your head because Jill has no interest in you. She never would have broken up with you if she was interested. She’s just going to use you to get her apartment fixed up and then dump you again.

Don’t have any illusions that you’re going to replace Samantha with Jill. And I don’t like the fact that you’re being disloyal to Samantha. “The System” says that we DON’T USE WOMEN. And while you’re going with Samantha and flirting with Jill, you’re doing just that.

It sounds to me like you don’t know what you want, guy. 

Why does it take an old flame showing up for you to realize that you now have a bad relationship when for six years your relationship with Samantha has been fine? You’re fickle, Richard! You better figure yourself out!

Remember, guys: unless you memorize “The System,” you’ll be clueless with women.